1 definition by Hammie Guy

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1) A word to describe a Spaced-out, mong-head who is usally ginger and can run very fast. He is very pastey with quite skinny legs.

2)A Venison is someone who plays football in the fashion of a headless chicken. If he plays for a period of longer than 1 minute he will get very red.
Oi blud, stop acting like a Venison you absolute mong face.

Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.
by Hammie Guy March 30, 2008

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