2 definitions by Hamburger Harry

Children of the corn-hole

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.

The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...

by Hamburger Harry June 23, 2016

Crimmit

Crimmit is the south-eastern term for Christmas, a pagan winter-solstice festival celebrated by non-Bible reading, world-pleasing morons world-wide that call themselves Christians. You can't make this shit up.

Ah was-a-goin' to the Crimmit party, but y'know, meth don't cook itsef.

by Hamburger Harry December 25, 2022