1. n. The practice of sending your non-functional electronics to the afterlife.
Honorable dead electronics can go to Valhalla
if sent properly. In order to send your honorable dead to Valhalla, you must:
1.) place dead electronics in a boat
2.) set the boat on fire
3.) let it drift out on a body of water.
The higher the esteem for your dead
device, the more peripherals and accessories you include in the boat so that it may have the same status, functionality, esteem and quality of life in the afterlife. Besides, manufacturers usually don't make the same connectors on different devices.
Just like Wall St., the real skill in this practice is to avoid a criminal record. Fire fighters
and police officers
are usually unfamiliar with this practice and will treat it with extreme skepticism
1) When I stopped drooling into my Mac Airbook
, I realized it would no longer work. Since I love my Mac so much, I went to a near by lake to give it a Viking funeral.
2) I am on probation for a Viking funeral after sending my Super Nintendo
to Valhalla after 14 years of glorious service. R.I.P.