1 definition by Ha rum bae
A gorgeous alpha male with beautiful locks of hair shaved off an angles genitals, this man never disappoints, with a 12 inch penis on soft, and a nice pair of juicy circular ball, he can make your girl cream her panties with just a wink. With the ability to fuck anyone He pleases.. No one will be safe. He has over 300 confirmed kills with only his ginormous cock and 299 were vaginas. This man is made out of steel and can shoot his white thick load like a Russian sniper drunk on vodka.
by Ha rum bae November 16, 2016