HP's definitions

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003

LB

Short for Low Budget. Initially used to mean excessive inexpensiveness or cheapness, LB now describes anything of subpar quality.

Pk: Is it raining tomorrow?
A: Yes.
Pk: LB.

by HP July 23, 2003

Inoculation (innoc)

The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.

Fat Kid: Hi. Boy I am fat.
Other Kid: Wow, good innoculation.

by HP July 23, 2003