HP's definitions

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

by HP July 18, 2003

LB

Short for Low Budget. Initially used to mean excessive inexpensiveness or cheapness, LB now describes anything of subpar quality.

Pk: Is it raining tomorrow?
A: Yes.
Pk: LB.

by HP July 23, 2003

grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.

He got a grocery dick.

by Hp September 6, 2016