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A promiscuous woman with either webbed feet, extremely flat feet, or feet that push out. She loves her some cock. Available at any hour of the day at the local "pond" better known as the bar. Old people like to throw bread at her to sober her up- she just throws it back and scream "fuck you geezer faggat!"
I'm drunk AND horny- let's go get a fine ass fuck-duck.

My fucking girlfriend just fucking cheated on me. TIme to go get a fuck-duck!
by HOFFmanME! November 29, 2011
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