Definitions by HB

skin splitter 

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

skin splitter by HB November 29, 2004

la douleur exquise 

The pain of loving someone that you know you can never have; by circumstance or subjective decision.

Married to one; but loving another.

la douleur exquise by hb March 30, 2004

softball 

Baseball for girls.

softball by hb November 4, 2003

grain 

A tremendous amount.
Short for grip on the grain

There are a grain of people over there.

grain by HB October 24, 2003

headbulb 

some guy whos fucking pro at cs

HeaDBulB

headbulb by hb August 7, 2003

data monkey 

One who spends the majority of their time running data and creating useless ppt slides to please the upper echelons of management.

Burke is a data monkey when he works on BAT.

data monkey by HB July 31, 2003

datahead 

when you spend all day staring at CASTS and making ppt slides.

You usually get datahead when you are forced to be a chart monkey.

datahead by HB July 30, 2003