1. Supporter of the most important creature of all: A hungry person.
2. A supporter or activist who is strongly pro-taste bud.
3. People who care for the environment by eating the excess animals.
4. One who feels that spending $7.99 for jumbo soy protein sausages in a recession is a poor lifestyle choice.
Vegetarian: You're having veal? They kill poor baby cows to make that! You might as well be eating a puppy!
Non-Vegetarian: You're obviously a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Why? Because I object to the murder of living creatures?
Non-Vegetarian: No. If you'd ever had a puppy, you'd know that they're all stringy.