2 definitions by Hóri Klakstein

Being a jóhan means that you are someone who thinks he/she is a gangster or a jamaican drug lord, but actually is just a fat little prick
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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Being a Uni means being a crosseyed twat who has a hot younger sister. You also game rust every night and eat poops for a living
"You're such an Uni" Hey thats not nice dont call me a cunty twat
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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