1 definition by H&K Inc.

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.
Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
by H&K Inc. October 20, 2011
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