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1 definition by Gwyn Whitey

 
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Short fat man with receeding hairline. Studies law and whistles inanely. Can also be tall oafish Oxford born posh racist boy who doesn't think you should play rugby in the street and always has to have the last word. Rejects spiritualism, religion and others' opinions in general in favour of eating other people's food and listening to "soft" rock.
You know who you are!!! You MAXimal smug twat RICH
by Gwyn Whitey May 24, 2007