1 definition by Gustave Delior

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Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
by Gustave Delior February 14, 2009

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