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6 definitions by Greybeard

 
1.
The tissue (kleenex) used to catch and mop up the ejaculate after masturbating. The tissue is then wadded into a ball and disposed of.
Popular australian usage amongst teens
by greybeard May 28, 2005
 
2.
Acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck".
Pronounced; Dilly Gaff
A short terse answer given when someone complains about your behaviour or actions.
Used more as a statement or exclamation rather than as a genuine query.
Scenario:
Complaint: "You're a lazy skank for not dumping the trash"

Response: "DILIGAF!"
by greybeard May 28, 2005
 
3.
Panphilia is the love of, or romantic interest in, someone regardless of gender, where sexual attraction is not necessarily a factor.
My parents were confused by my panphilia.
by Greybeard May 25, 2012
 
4.
Heterophilia is the love of, or romantic interest in, someone of the opposite gender, where sexual attraction is not necessarily a factor.
My parents were confused by my heterophilia.
by Greybeard May 25, 2012
 
5.
D'Agoball - a constantly changing, evolving sport/game played by 2 or more players where the only steadfast rule is that there has to be at least one ball in play at all times. The most recent iteration has every player pitted against each other, with one player being The Goal. The players all attempt to score by tagging The Goal, at which point the player that scores becomes The Goal. The Goal cannot touch the ball while The Goal is The Goal, or the last player to touch the ball before The Goal automatically scores a point and becomes The Goal.
Bill fell out of his apartment window and crushed my Toyota while dodging in a rousing game of D'Agoball.
by Greybeard March 05, 2014
 
6.
Homophilia is the love of, or romantic interest in, someone of the same gender, where sexual attraction is not necessarily a factor.
My parents were confused by my homophilia.
by Greybeard May 25, 2012