D'Agoball - a constantly changing, evolving sport/game played by 2 or more players where the only steadfast rule is that there has to be at least one ball in play at all times. The most recent iteration has every player pitted against each other, with one player being The Goal. The players all attempt to score by tagging The Goal, at which point the player that scores becomes The Goal. The Goal cannot touch the ball while The Goal is The Goal, or the last player to touch the ball before The Goal automatically scores a point and becomes The Goal.
Bill fell out of his apartment window and crushed my Toyota while dodging in a rousing game of D'Agoball.