2 definitions by Greg Monahan

Shorts hero

When someone attepmts to be a martyr by wearing shorts in very cold weather, and makes sure everyone hears about it.

Guy 1: Man, it's really cold outside.
Zach the Shorts Hero: Dude, it's not that bad, I'm wearing SHORTS.
Guy 1: Zach, stop being a shorts hero.

by Greg Monahan November 20, 2007

Thinking that your phone is vibrating in your pants, but when you take it out and look, you realize you have simply been faked out.

Aw man, I thought I was getting a call, but then I realized it was just a phantom vibrate .

by Greg Monahan February 7, 2008