2 definitions by Grandfather Maggot
"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"
"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"
"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"
"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"
"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"
"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"
"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"
"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"
"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"
by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018
Someone who has identified as a bisexual for some time but has had no experience with someone of the same sex.
"She's only ever been with guys" "She's just a baby bi"
"I want to fuck that guy but I've only ever been with a girl" "Everyone was a baby bi once"
"She's totally into girls but is a baby bi. Show her the ropes!"
"I want to fuck that guy but I've only ever been with a girl" "Everyone was a baby bi once"
"She's totally into girls but is a baby bi. Show her the ropes!"
by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018