10 definitions by Grampy Ron

Hayden allen

Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.

Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Josh knox

This man forcefully puts himself ontop of unwanting women and if hes lucky and she actually wants it (shes a minger) he might get a few/5 fingers up his fudge hole

(Pov a fat girl) oh ye last night i sliped all 5 fingers in josh knox

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Tom wales

A field in arnside need i say more

Ayo whats goin on in that field is that tom wales

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

wozny

This is a race of extraordinary people who are superior in everyway. They are lead by queen agnus, prince phill and Princess olivia.

Tho become a wozny i must marry domo

by Grampy Ron June 16, 2021

Peter woodbridge

This man is so cold that he can make a group of girls in leeds surround him and tell him to fuck off. His main source of income is gettin his bollocs out on of with his boo. His penis has the shaft of a black man and the size of a tie lady boys but also quite efficient.

Group of girls: omfg its peter woodbridge get him gone

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024

Steve wales

Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.

Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Ben richards

Bingelton or fit ben is a man who is larger than life. Hes so large infact that the nw of england has been sinking a meter a year since his birth in 2005.

Fit with no personality aka ben richards aka juggernaut

by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024