Grammar_Freak_17's definitions
adv. Placing a cell phone which has been set to vibrate in the bottom corner of your pocket so it is close to your 'danger zone', or touching the top of your inner thigh. Upon a text message, the phone will vibrate, sending small, yet glorious pleasure waves and sometimes tingles down your spine.
Eric: Dude, last night, Erica and I were chatting back and forth, and she gave me a series of textual massages.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.
Tom: Really? hot dude! WOAH!! I'm getting one right now. hehe...he....'scuse me while I go to the bathroom for about 5 1/2 minutes.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008
Get the Textual Massagemug. n. Literally read, the anal aftermath of sucking down an entire tube of your choice of cookie dough; v. participating in said squishy ritual.
Person 1: Holy Crap. That dough dump was way too mushy for
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
my liking, but I feel SO much better!
Person 2: Wow. Sounds pleasant/brutal. What did it look like?
Person 1: Well, come here. Watch this video of 2 girls with
me and you'll see......
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
Get the Dough Dumpmug. v. Also know as 'putter around'.
1. To practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. To have extremely teasing/tantric sex with a woman. Basically, to rub the tip of the penis around the vagina, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. This teasing of the woman's sex organs can turn her into a wild sex-craved demon. It's not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).
1. To practice golfing on the green next to the hole.
2. To have extremely teasing/tantric sex with a woman. Basically, to rub the tip of the penis around the vagina, as well as put just the tip in and pull out again. This teasing of the woman's sex organs can turn her into a wild sex-craved demon. It's not just men who get aroused by a good tease (so long as it ends up with a naked couple in the sack).
1. Tiger Woods should probably putt around more, especially after his 2008 Masters' performance.
2. All it took John was about 2 minutes of puttering around with Jill's downtown bonanza and she turned into a sex-craving wild woman. Men, tip your hats to John for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. You clever fella.
2. All it took John was about 2 minutes of puttering around with Jill's downtown bonanza and she turned into a sex-craving wild woman. Men, tip your hats to John for the extra work to get what he really wanted as well. You clever fella.
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 18, 2008
Get the Putt aroundmug.