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Booblock

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.
1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.
by Grafikman November 22, 2006
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Shatner Syndrome

A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.

In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.
by Grafikman December 20, 2010
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biobreak

A polite corporate term for using the restroom -or other biological necessities, usually during interminably long unnecessary meetings.
Bob -(Whispering to Dave) "Damn, that motormouth Sherri has a serious Dilbert brain to bladder ratio. I gotta piss like a racehorse and she's only on her 3rd Powerpoint slide".
Dave -(sensing increasing hostility from the group) "Ok folks, let's wrap it up and halt for a biobreak. There's still leftover pizza in the break room."
by Grafikman May 10, 2008
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Duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!

The vocally articulated opening theme to the 1960's TV version of Batman. With the correct number of Nuhnuhs.
Jeff bounded into the room with a towel pinned around his neck, exclaiming "Yo bitches, duhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh, nuhnuh Batman!"
by Grafikman June 12, 2017
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badge check

An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.
"Here we are at Casa Bonita. Badge check!"
by Grafikman October 1, 2007
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Penis button

A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.
Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
by Grafikman May 14, 2009
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