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An Irish-Gaelic girl's name meaning "young doe". Possibly made popular in the 1980's by a female character, Tegan Jovanka, from the British Sci-fi series "Doctor Who", resulting in several women from their teens to 20's with that name (as of 2007).
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Did you just call your kid Tegan?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "yah, why?"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Doctor Who?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "You know it!"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "I grok, man".
(followed by both dads giving Vulcan or Orkan hand sign)
Dad in checkout lane 2: "yah, why?"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "Doctor Who?"
Dad in checkout lane 2: "You know it!"
Dad in checkout lane 1: "I grok, man".
(followed by both dads giving Vulcan or Orkan hand sign)
by Grafikman October 25, 2007
Get the teganmug. The practice of intolerant religious fundamentalists (fundies)to type in ALL CAPS, frequently with poor or missing grammatical skills, in an online chat room or message posting, presumably proving their viewpoint superior to others.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.
Also can be used to ridicule others who inadvertently hit the Caps Lock key by accident and don't notice before they hit Enter.
Agnstic1: But there's no dispute in the scientific world about evolution.
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.
Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol
GdHtsfags: YES THER IS! MY PREECHER TOLD ME BUT THATS OK BECUSE YUR GOINGSTRAIHT TO HELL JESUS IS LOVE!
Agnstic1: Ssiighhh...yeah. Whatever.
Bob1: So what happened after we hit the bar?
Dave2: Well afTER WE WENT HOME SHE GAVE ME THE GREATEST BLOWJOB IN HISTORY!
Bob1: Woah man, dropped into fundie mode there.
Dave2: Oops, lol. Hey, that BJ was worth all caps.
Bob1: lol
by Grafikman December 25, 2006
Get the fundie modemug. To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.
My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.
My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman August 31, 2015
Get the I still can't sit downmug. A disturbingly unattractive protruding bellybutton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pronounced as to be reminiscent of a small penis. First appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host Kelly Ripa's unnaturally protruding navel.
Bob: Hey look at that sweet honey strollin' up the beach.
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
Jay: Yeah, she's -WTF? What the hell is that stickin' outa her gut?
Bob: Oh man, she has a penis button! I'm gonna yyargh!!
Jay: Man, way to spoil the picture...Shit!
Sweet Honey: Hi guys!
Bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
by Grafikman May 14, 2009
Get the Penis buttonmug. An alert announced by a (usually) hi tech coworker in a full car or group prior to entering a restaurant or other public venue, to remove all company ID badges so as not to look the doofus.
by Grafikman October 1, 2007
Get the badge checkmug. A disease of celebrities wherein they rise to notoriety with a particular role, and it threatens to typecast and destroy their career forever. Named for William Shatner, whose love-hate relationship with his Star Trek character James T. Kirk, both originated and imprisoned, extended and hounded much of his professional career.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
In rare cases, such as with William Shatner himself, the disease mutates and gives the victim the ability to rise above and become a teflon parody/iconic legend of themself.
Examples of Shatner Syndrome are almost every principal actor from every Star Trek series, Jim Nabors, Pee-wee Hermann, Hulk Hogan and the entire cast of Seinfeld, aside from Jerry Seinfeld.
by Grafikman December 20, 2010
Get the Shatner Syndromemug.