Definitions by Gooch Master Eric

Dirty Mop 

A recently coined term in which someone (usually male) takes a dump on a girl's hair. For this to be entirely accurate, she must have long, blonde hair, and it must be diarrhea.

if a bitch don't respect you, she will after a good ol' dirty mop.

Dirty Mop by Gooch Master Eric June 13, 2004