GooN's definitions

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

swisha smacking

a girl that is so fly you salivate and smack your lips over her, a slick ride

that female was swisha smaking, you know i just got to get up in that.

by goon March 11, 2004

beef curtains

clam hole, bang box, moose knuckle, piss flaps, hatchet wound, cum dumpster, cum recepticle, whore hole...and so on.

example: its when a fat mook bitch cant keep her sloppy clam hole filled up with a dirty cunt rag and the damn piss flaps start swisha smackin in the wind.

by goon March 11, 2004

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Zsinj

Damn cool person within 101st Delta Squadron, he carries the nickname "Sink", and is a fellow Llama-enthusiast along with Explosive.

Oi, leave my @(#&*@)$* llama alone you @$@)*$@)*$

by Goon February 14, 2004

goonarific

Something that is very gooney or some one who is very gooney.

Josh your goonarific
Your goonarific to mike.
GOON

by Goon June 22, 2003