GooN's definitions

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

mookwit

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.

Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.

by goon November 3, 2020

Forzan

Writer of an incredibly long and detailed suicide thread with a secret message down the side, first letter of each line, explaining the whole thing was a joke.

I thought Forzan was going to kill him self one moment, and the next I was laughing so hard my side burst.

by goon June 25, 2003

boff

A specific type of sexual intercourse having all of the following qualifications: 1) It is super high speed 2) At least one of the participants does not know the others name. 3) The male's trousers are not complely removed. Also, some definitions require the intercouse to take place at the Kimwood Apartments

I boffed some bitch at a lame party.

by Goon November 5, 2003

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003

piihbap

its a synonym for Put it in her Ass and Pee.

"yo i want to piihbap that ass".

by goon March 11, 2004

big pimpin with small bills

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.

yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

by goon March 11, 2004