GooN's definitions

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.

Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!

by Goon October 19, 2004

ginker

A pot head

by Goon November 5, 2003

big pimpin with small bills

a crackhead with a large stack of ones in his hand, a junkie who fronts large but really aint got shit, someone who tries to buy shit off you and ones you to death, a wad of money with the largest bills out, the bills happen to be fives.

yo that bitch was thought she was big pimpin with small bills, too bad she belly up.

by goon March 11, 2004

mookwit

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.

Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.

by goon November 3, 2020

Zjardi

A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.

The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.

by goon June 21, 2004

Forzan

Writer of an incredibly long and detailed suicide thread with a secret message down the side, first letter of each line, explaining the whole thing was a joke.

I thought Forzan was going to kill him self one moment, and the next I was laughing so hard my side burst.

by goon June 25, 2003

Ya Mum

The retort used to an insult when no other reply can be immediately generated.

Loco/Spooky/Mario/Luigi/Raygun/SuperSammo/XcoR...ya mum.

by Goon February 14, 2004