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Definitions by GooN

A person who has the wit of a Mook. Someone who does underwhelming things a lot.
Put that fire out you Mookwit! Why’d you start it in the first place.
mookwit by goon November 3, 2020
Given to the mortals by the God of fire... The Red Dragoonus. Dragoonus later was sentanced to life on earth for doing so, the fire running through his veins he quickly became over-run with power and became evil only intent on taking over the world. Some call him Shikaku, Goon or Terranaw. Without him you would not have fire, which of course is the greatest gift in this world!
Dragoonus gave you all fire!!
Fire by Goon September 28, 2006

Happy Hardcore

Electronic music that sounds like Smurfs on speed combined with sped up Ice Cream van music. Good stuff when you need a quick pick-me-up.
Couldn't take it no more, So I became Hardcore!
Happy Hardcore by Goon October 19, 2004

fooliani 

Wha? U 4got to call me lastnight? C, thats that fooliani right there.
OR
Fooliani, aint no way n hell u could did that.
OR
That nugga P was on some serious fooliani, actn like he was gon' whoop that nuggas ass
fooliani by GooN October 19, 2004
A facial administered to a woman while her child is in the same room.
The Zjardi didn't wake little Timmy up.
Zjardi by goon June 21, 2004

trout call 

is a call out to ones homies which originated in putey vermont of all places. a way to let someone know you are there. usually sounds strange the first time you hear a trout call. reahuuu!!!
reahuuu! nyahuu! beahuuu! it is perfectly exeptable to make ones own trout call up. but it must be understood.
trout call by goon March 12, 2004

powertool 

a powertool is one who exhibits traits of a trully mookish manner. one who is so annoying that one minute with him/her makes you want to beat them like a cheap rug till they leak blood. in other words a worthless fucking waste of air. in other words someone so dense that their witlessness astounds.
look at that powertool over there mackin on that hoe. kid got no game.
powertool by goon March 12, 2004