3 definitions by Golden Seagul

Firni

A made up country with a made up language 'Firnoush' to use when strangers keep asking you where you are from

Person 1: 'Hola girrrl, where you from hunny' Person 2: *ugh not again* 'Firni

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Bum Bomb

A massive cyst on your bum that either bursts or is surgically removed leaving a crater on your bum.

Omg duuuude! My brother had the biggest bum bomb, seriously, it left a Grand Canyon sized crater down there!

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018

Lie Squash

When the lie that your in the middle of telling fails

'There is absolutely, absolutely, no such thing as... MONSTERS!!!' Was such a Lie Squash

by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018