Goddess Morningstar's definitions

Canuck

A Canadian, noticeable by their tendency to go "oot and aboot" whilst wishing they were still "over home."

Server 1: "Hey, what's the difference between a canoe and a canuck?"
Server 2: "I don't know."
Server 1: "A canoe will tip some of the time!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022