2 definitions by Goat Lad

The number one reason Usher should be gagged and shot.
Eric: That kid tried to gargle my balls last night.

Tim: Who?

Eric: That faggy kid, Justin Bieber.
by Goat Lad June 17, 2010
Get the Justin Bieber mug.
The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet
by Goat Lad June 24, 2010
Get the Siamese Handbag mug.