3 definitions by GlueBoy
|1.||Struttin' That Ass|
The first meaningful step took since Thomas Aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: 'Does God Exist'?more...
The answer: You'd be so goddamn fucking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)... you'll be huh huh!
This breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the masses by The Strut-Pope Gutter Ass The Third, first of his name, BLESSED BE, and may he NEVER strut away from the light.
Most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to MATHEMATICS. The equation can be expressed thusly: If you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz and you ain't walking, you WILL be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass. In this case you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of 2, or (STA^2). On the other hand, If you be walkin', and you be NOT struttin' that ass, then you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of -1, or (STA^-1).
This is an exciting time to be alive. We are on the precipice of both redemption and damnation. It's time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: The side of the Strut-Pope(STA^0), or the side of the vile Chauvinistic Pigs, who strut that ass however many times they please(STA^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy BE DAMNED!
NOTE: If any particular situation is not laid out by the Strut-Pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin' that ass, struttin'(STA^1.7).
by GlueBoy Jul 6, 2010 add a video
|2.||ur caps r on, btw|
Shaq's epic reply to Oprah's all caps message on twitter, which has all the signs of being an incipient meme. You will probably see it used whenever someone writes in all caps.
Ironically, it's likely that Oprah was holding down shift instead of having caps lock on because the 'st' in '21st' is lower-case.
Oprah: HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY .
Shaq: @oprah ur caps r on, btw
by Glueboy Apr 20, 2009 add a video
A 'Thirsty Arab' is a term referring to a hypothetical unexpected factor that can or has thrown off the result of an experiment or measurement.
The expression is reminiscent of the term 'bug', which currently means a fault or defect in a computer program, system, or machine, but originally referred literally to insects getting physically caught in machinery and in that way causing it to malfunction.
The origin of the term came from the following anecdote, told by razzbar:
In 8th grade geography class, the teacher was talking about how dry the Sahara desert was, saying that in some parts it can go for years without raining.
A student raises his hand and asks, "How do they know that, since there's nobody living there?"
The teacher replies that scientists leave rain gauges (those being a cup-like measuring device) out to catch rainwater, and see how much water was in them.
The student then asks, "Well, how do they know some thirsty Arab didn't come along and drink all the water?"
Scientist 1: It appears that all evidence we've gathered over the past 3 years confirms my original hypothesis that all ginger left-handed one-breasted midget prostitutes in Zanzibar wipe their asses back to front, instead of the clearly superior front to back.
Scientist 2: Have you ruled out a possible 'Thirsty Arab' scenario?
Scientist 1: What's that?
Scientist 2: I can't go into it now, I'm playing hide and seek. Look it up on UrbanDictionary.com.
Scientist 1: That's on the... inter-net... correct?
Scientist 2: Is that the one that's a series of tubes?
Scientist 1: I think so.
Scientist 2: Yes, that's the one.
Scientist 1: OK, I'll do that.
Scientist 2: Good.
by glueboy Jan 23, 2011 add a video