2 definitions by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69

when an opportunity arises that you believe would make a perfect post to snapchat
That prank that you pulled on Mr. A last class where you pied him in his face in the middle of his lecture was a perfect snapportunity. So many kids posted it to their story!
by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 February 13, 2015
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When a man's ball sack is larger than his flaccid penis and the whole package with flaccid penis resting on the ball sack resembles that of the Easter candy known as the marshmallow peep.
Jenny: So did you blow Tom last night?

Sarah: No. When he pulled his pants off I saw the peep that he had so I just laughed and walked out.

Jenny: I would have done the same thing. It's almost impossible to blow a guy with a peep. I mean you would have to approach that thing at an angle or something.
by Giuseppe PussySlayer 69 December 29, 2015
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