3 definitions by Gina Leonardo

1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.
1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!
by Gina Leonardo July 27, 2003
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The piece of shit that accompanies an overtrusted fart. Portmanteau of fart and partner.
Oh my God, that sounded like a fartner.
by Gina Leonardo January 19, 2019
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I had to scrape a couple inches of horsekafoof off my boot during the hoof and mouth epidemic of 72.
by Gina Leonardo July 27, 2003
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