2 definitions by Gina Leonardo

Top Definition
1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.
1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!
by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003
the substance found under a dead horse
I had to scrape a couple inches of horsekafoof off my boot during the hoof and mouth epidemic of 72.
by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003

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