2 definitions by Ghost Pepper 5000

Top Definition
Bling for your thing.
Happy Valentine's Day dear, I bought you a lovely gift of some pubic zirconia for your labia.
by Ghost Pepper 5000 February 05, 2011
The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.
When my girl was sleeping, I squatted over her head and fired off a mallard in her mouth.
by Ghost Pepper 5000 February 05, 2011

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