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2 definitions by GerberMan

fat hairy chick
Guy 1: That chick looks like bigfoot haha
Guy 2: Honest mistake man but thats actually a chewbumpkin.
Guy 1: eww what a furry beast!
Guy 2: yeah they are downright disgusting.
by GerberMan March 31, 2011
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a fat chick
"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)
by GerberMan May 31, 2011
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