1 definition by Gerald D Funk

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The disease that can strike without warning, Geoff's Disease has affected a number of young men worldwide.

Symptoms includes being ridiculously good looking, sexy, and smelling great.

The disease can cause extreme jealousy in other men and can cause women to become overly hot and bothered.
"That guy has a touch of Geoff's Disease"
by Gerald D Funk July 21, 2008

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