1 definition by George-Michael Bluth
A completely legal three way which consists of a male, his female first cousin (or vice versa), and an animal.
Inspired by partially by Franklin and Elanor Roosevelt's marriage, but mostly by the outrageous facts that it is still legal to have sex with an animal in 16 states and Washington D.C. and you can marry a first cousin in 18 states with no limitations, but a gay couple cannot get married in the majority of America.
Inspired by partially by Franklin and Elanor Roosevelt's marriage, but mostly by the outrageous facts that it is still legal to have sex with an animal in 16 states and Washington D.C. and you can marry a first cousin in 18 states with no limitations, but a gay couple cannot get married in the majority of America.
Yo man, I was with my cousin Maeby last night and some crazy shit happened. She was going down on me and telling me how amazing my cock is and then she starts telling me all about her fantasies. Long story short, we did one of them last night, the Roosevelt. Shit was crazy man!
Did you know that the two most common animals in a Roosevelt are a horse and a daschund?
How much do you want to bet that that couple over there had a Roosevelt last night with their cat?
Did you know that the two most common animals in a Roosevelt are a horse and a daschund?
How much do you want to bet that that couple over there had a Roosevelt last night with their cat?
by George-Michael Bluth February 8, 2012