3 definitions by General Bonch
Prior to participation in anal sex, the receiver takes a lollipop (typically red), removes the stem, and inserts the candy portion in their rectum. Once the lollipop melts, the giver inserts their penis inside the now tasty glory hole until reaching orgasm. The receiver then lays on their back, whilst grabbing their ankles and pulls the ankles towards their ears causing the anus to rise into the air, resembling the cone of a great volcano. The giver then looks deep into the crater as the receiver pushes out an anal queef, causing an explosion and pyroclastic flow of tasty red magma.
by General Bonch February 15, 2019
Residook may be experienced after anal exploration.
Residook takes many forms. It's frequently seen as a brownish film, butt it can also take a nutty or chunky form which quickly transforms itself to a streak often mistaken for a skid mark. Actual skid marks are caused by a leader piece or turtle tail which has exited the anus but still resides as part of a larger turd. Residook is taken from inside the anus.
Perhaps the most difficult to identify form of residook is when a digit (fingers or toes) is used to explore inside the brown eye. After removal, residook finds a new home under the nail causing many people with residook to be mistaken for an auto mechanic.
Residook takes many forms. It's frequently seen as a brownish film, butt it can also take a nutty or chunky form which quickly transforms itself to a streak often mistaken for a skid mark. Actual skid marks are caused by a leader piece or turtle tail which has exited the anus but still resides as part of a larger turd. Residook is taken from inside the anus.
Perhaps the most difficult to identify form of residook is when a digit (fingers or toes) is used to explore inside the brown eye. After removal, residook finds a new home under the nail causing many people with residook to be mistaken for an auto mechanic.
"Brian fingerbanged his chick's ass last night and has residook under the fingernails of his index and middle fingers."
by General Bonch February 15, 2019
The leading piece of a turd which protrudes from the anus often causing the skid mark. Can also be used to describe a person who may otherwise be referred to as a douchebag.
by General Bonch February 15, 2019