1 definition by Geico Lizard's BITCH
A man or wamen that acts good when being watched, but when they go home, they kill 7 male cats a day and eats 69 uncooked sausages. They sleep in their basement on every 3rd Monday of the month. They like to put glue on their corndogs. They may or may not drink chicken and eat Pepsi. They are so insane that they would never consider switching to Geico to save 15% or more on car insurance.
by Geico Lizard's BITCH October 8, 2019