A person who is the best at making parody songs, including parodies of 50 Cent's "In Da Club":
You can find me in the club,
keep your hands of my hair plugs.
My Rogain by the tub,
on my balls I have to rub.
If I wanna have sex, I gotta pay a hundred bucks, cause I'm 14, and I'm young, and I get no groupie love.
God, Garbage Can Lid kicks ass!
A person who is the best at making partial parody songs, including parodies of Eminem's "Lose Yourself":
My palms are sweaty,
Spandex tights are heavy,
lost the hair on my balls already,
but my back's like a Yeti.
I get nervous, see my pubic hair falls out like confeddi,
my dick's thin, just like cold spaghetti.
I'm an old clown, I'm poked out in my forum town, I take off my pants and my penis falls out.
God, Garbage Can Lid rules!
A person who never reps anyone back, when they request it. He also puts good people on his Instant Message ignore list. He also wants Chechnya to be an indepaendant country, which is wrong. He's a cool guy, but can sometimes be an asshole.
"I repped this guy the other day, requesting that he rep me back, and he hasn't... he also never talks to me".
"Aw man, he's pulling a Kazimierz on you".