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1 definition by Gabriel Burstyn

 
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Satan is the real God of Earth. The fake God everyone believes in is a hypocrite and liar about such faith! There is no such thing as Allah or those other stupid gimicks!
Sinning is a part of life... If no one ever sinned "Jesus" would of died for nothing and life would be pointless therefore meaning God isn't useful to your religion. So if you rather disagree fine so be it i got nothing against you wasting your own life, but don't come knocking on my door when you want forgiveness! Especially if you didn't bother reading this and decided to stop reading half way through and skip to the next Definition!
"If your gay your going to hell but you can still ask for forgiveness even though God made you gay to start with..."

"Thats why Satan loves everyone"
by Gabriel Burstyn May 11, 2008
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