The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute
is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass
, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank
, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe
Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio
, who always needs TP for his bunghole.
I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.