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Lame Duck Film

A theatrical movie, usually a major blockbuster, that runs past it's designated release season (i.e. summer releases playing into fall, holiday movies in January or later, etc.) to the point where only a few theaters are showing them anymore, and there are usually less than ten people in the audience, and chances are most of them already saw it during it's initial release period.
Jane: Hey you wanna catch that new superhero flick this weekend?

Bob: I don't know, the theaters will be awfully crowded since it'll be just coming out. Let's wait a month or so until it becomes a lame duck film.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 21, 2013
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The Deep Web

Describes low key sites on the web or unknown content on a well known site that is weird in nature and/or extremely hard, if not impossible, to understand why such content even exists.
The term curiosity killed the cat applies well with this term-and let me tell you, the deep web will show that not only was the cat killed, but subject to things I could be sent to jail for if I were to describe them on a site like UD.

My friend ventured into the deep web on an acid trip, and now thinks Chim Chim from Speed Racer is out to rape and kill him.
by GaaraoftheDamned January 22, 2014
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The B-52's

One of the most famous New Wave bands. Formed in Athens, Georgia in 1976. Famous for songs like "Rock Lobster", "Love Shack", "Roam", and "Channel Z"
by GaaraoftheDamned December 21, 2012
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Steven Tyler

The lead singer of the band Aerosmith. A respectable man from 1970 until 2011, when he became a judge on American Idol, thus spitting in the face of more than half of his fans just so he can bash people who can't sing as well as he can, mainly because they're not as old and/or experienced as he is.
Steven Tyler is a great singer who's slowly ripping apart his reputation by telling other singers they aren't as good as him on national TV.
by Gaaraofthedamned March 20, 2012
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Lebron James

The NBA's equivalent of the Black Eyed Peas.

Once a very respected and talented player. The longtime leader of the once-lowly Cleveland Cavaliers, actually leading them to successful playoff runs, even bringing them to the finals in 2007, though they lost to the San Antonio Spurs. During this time he was on par with basketball legend Michael Jordan, even taking his number 23 as a sign of respect. However, all the success and fame went to his head and convinced him that fame and money were more important than talent and respect. When his contract with the Cavs expired at the end of the 2009-10 season, Lebron used all the damage that fame did to him and decided to sign with the already dominant Miami Heat. They made it to the finals that year, but fortunately the Dallas Mavericks beat them, giving Lebron a reality check
Anyone who says Lebron James is better than Michael Jordan does not know smart from stupid.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 2, 2012
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Friday

The best day of the week until February 2011, when a 14 year old girl named Rebecca Black released the song by the same name and officially ruined the day for just about everyone. Now saturday and thursday have officially split the glory once held by friday.
Person A: Thank god it's finally friday.
Person B: You know what that means *plays "Friday" by Rebecca Black"
Person A: OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! FUCK!!!! AHHHH MY POOR EARS!!!! *puts on Van Halen Ahhh that's better. *to person b* play that song one more fucking time and I will physically remove your internal organs and feed them to my dog!
by Gaaraofthedamned November 26, 2011
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Reject-a-thon

When you submit multiple definitions to Urban Dictionary and they reject every one of them.
I sent multiple definitions, all very well written, but all of them were rejected. Urban Dictionary is on another goddamn Reject-a-thon.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 4, 2012
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