GORDON's definitions

bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...

"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"

by Gordon April 2, 2003

crazy hotel room sex

hours upon hours of crazy kinky mindblowing sex. great way of living out all of one's fantasies. (lots of stamina required)

by gordon April 30, 2003

gotsta

Dumb-ass method of stating a very simple phrase from the english language.(Primarily used in the United States...)

The illerate fool said, 'I gotsta go home.'

by Gordon June 24, 2003

omnibenevolent

infinitely good

God

by Gordon October 25, 2003

Space Rub

While fingering a girl you slide a finger in her anus and rub them together.

Geoff enjoys a nice space rub every now and them.

by Gordon November 13, 2003

Devils Porridge

Manfat, Semen.

Shes a good Girl - she loves the Devils Porridge!

by Gordon September 16, 2003