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st. pierre bomb

when someone takes a dump and the foul odor overtakes the rooms adjacent to the bathroom, at which time the person who took the dump tries to blame the stench on an unrelated source. happens when the social setting does not allow others affected to flat-out ask if the person just took a nasty dump, such as when it was an old person or your bosses wife. Name derived from a pervasive dropper of said bomb.
son: "what is that smell!!!???"
sons fiance: "yes it is very stinky, like how do you say....ummmm...sewer?"
mom: "Yes, I know, I called the front desk and told them to send maintenance because there must be something wrong. Someone will be right up."
moms husband: "I don't smell anything"
maintenance man: "there is nothing wrong with the sewer. someone dropped a st. pierre bomb in here. it'll clear up in a couple hours."
by gordon April 14, 2005
mugGet the st. pierre bombmug.

Space Rub

While fingering a girl you slide a finger in her anus and rub them together.
Geoff enjoys a nice space rub every now and them.
by Gordon November 13, 2003
mugGet the Space Rubmug.

manjuice

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.
by gordon January 20, 2003
mugGet the manjuicemug.

iyot

Filipino(Visayan) word for "SEX".
iyot tayo!

let's have sex!
by GORDON February 16, 2004
mugGet the iyotmug.

faffing

by Gordon April 2, 2003
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Hot Tuna Sandwich

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
mugGet the Hot Tuna Sandwichmug.

mother fucker

An expression used when you envy someone's good fortune.
"Mother fucker! You got her and I didnt?"
by Gordon March 11, 2004
mugGet the mother fuckermug.

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