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Hot Tuna Sandwich

Highly sought after by certain ladies, this delicacy is another term for the spitroast, where two gentlemen entertain one lady at the same time. Usually orally and vaginally, but other configurations are possible. The lady is obviously the "Tuna" in the aforementioned sandwich.
"My twin brother rang me and told me that his new girlfriend was hot for a threesome, but I wasn't sure until she came on the line and insisted on it. So I ended up serving up a hot tuna sandwich that afternoon."
by Gordon September 16, 2003
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st. pierre bomb

when someone takes a dump and the foul odor overtakes the rooms adjacent to the bathroom, at which time the person who took the dump tries to blame the stench on an unrelated source. happens when the social setting does not allow others affected to flat-out ask if the person just took a nasty dump, such as when it was an old person or your bosses wife. Name derived from a pervasive dropper of said bomb.
son: "what is that smell!!!???"
sons fiance: "yes it is very stinky, like how do you say....ummmm...sewer?"
mom: "Yes, I know, I called the front desk and told them to send maintenance because there must be something wrong. Someone will be right up."
moms husband: "I don't smell anything"
maintenance man: "there is nothing wrong with the sewer. someone dropped a st. pierre bomb in here. it'll clear up in a couple hours."
by gordon April 14, 2005
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Fuck tard

1.A retard that still manages to get in a fuck or two

2. A wad of shit
1. Me: Yo that guy is a fuck tard
Bob: I envy him.

2. Me: Yo, I dare you to eat that fuck tard
You: fiiinnnneeee
by gordon March 8, 2005
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NAPA Special

An acronym for the Naked Anus Pussy Annahilation sex position. It must be performed only by a trained and certified NAPA auto parts specialist using NAPA automotive lube in a liscenced NAPA store and is sometimes followed by a fire breathing dragon.
After applying a generous amount of NAPA auto lube to her "o-rings and seals", the NAPA specialist went in for the NAPA special.
by Gordon September 3, 2008
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manjuice

Ellen loves to swallow my manjuice.
by gordon January 20, 2003
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Filbrick

Filbrick means well for his family, but he is very stern. He is not easily impressed and making a profit is more important to him than honest business practices. He had a very rough childhood growing up and this has caused him to be cold. Filbricks can marry, but should never have children, or heaven forbid twins.
Person 1: Do you think he will be impressed?

Person 2: Nah, the guy's a total Filbrick.
by Gordon October 1, 2016
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faffing

by Gordon April 2, 2003
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