is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain
way that is attributable to nearly
ALL men. These actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females
would never act this way. This phrase is most
often used in a negative
aspect by females
in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.
My husband wont
stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat
is up: "penis theory"
to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing
down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".