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An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.
See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.
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As ugly as buttocks. Mostly like large, hairy and deformed buttocks.

(Not Jennifer Lopez's buttocks)
That bitch is butt ugly
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