1 definition by Fuck me Calum
The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
by Fuck me Calum April 9, 2019