Living in Launceston makes me want to commit suicide.
It's the bogan, redneck and boredom capital of Australia.
Person 1: Launceston is a fucking shithole.
Person 2: I want to fucking leave but I have no money to move to the mainland.
Person 1: Lets just kill ourselves instead.
Person 2: But the locals will try and eat us.
Person 1: Ok fine how about you kill yourself and I have you for dinner?
Person 2: Fine.