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Menza

Can be used interchangeably with asshole, douchebag, and other such terms. A Menza is what we call the worst possible kind of person you can imagine. The fakest, lowest quality human being with no morals and no conscience, unable to tell the truth, and unwilling to compromise. Usually fat, and bald. No skills or talents except for creating a fake public persona of a decent human being. Too useless to do anything so they survive by injecting themselves into the lives of kind, trusting people who actually have talent and work hard. They talk and talk and talk and talk all day without really saying much of anything. They likes to dress in the brightest colored clothing they can find, to attract women, but they really just look dumb and are often mistaken for flamboyant homosexual. They spend all day trying to convince themselves and everyone else how great they are but internally they really hate themselves (and should), whether they know it or not. And worst of all, they can't be trusted. They would stab their own grandmother in the back for money, fame, or social media followers. Many of us unfortunately know someone who acts like a real Menza.

"Hey, did you hear about that fat bald guy that wears pink Nikes who left his grandmother alone to starve on Christmas so that he could go live on fakesbook and hook up with some pig?"

"Yeah. What a fuckin Menza."

by Fuck Josh Barton June 1, 2022