4 definitions by Free Mansons
Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.
The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.
The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.
Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?
Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response
Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response
by Free Mansons October 15, 2010
A word which can go anywhere in a sentence, in any context, in any language at any time.
Local dialects sometimes lengthen and add emphasis to the 'w' to make bwwwwwwwwornz
Local dialects sometimes lengthen and add emphasis to the 'w' to make bwwwwwwwwornz
by Free Mansons November 25, 2009
A native Balkan who came to this country to influence the speed at which people move in any daily routine
by Free Mansons September 7, 2009
Originates from the verb - to glass - and was first said by the infamous purveyor of martinisms and backronyms, Martin Back.
Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.
Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.
Glassing is an act commonly performed by a reclusive individual in which they which they choose constant solo-cotching in one's home over a large period of time, mainly due to a fear of being Hobgoblin'd. During the said period of solo-cotching Red Dead Redemption is usually played as it is thought of, by the individual, as a better alternative to actually going out.
Pathetic exuses may be imagined in some cases, such as: 'I have to wash dishes.' You are advised to disregard these and, in turn, laugh at them.
Stewart - You coming out tonight, mate?
James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)
James - No, I am washing dishes and play Red Dead Redemption tonight as I believe it is a better alternative to going out and realising my fear of human contact (i.e. glassing)
by Free Mansons October 15, 2010