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One who follows the scent of Slap 'n' Tickle's testicles. This person will do anything he says or does. Spends his/her time searching for gypsy tears while Slap 'n' Tickle isn't around because he/she heard the tears cure the AIDS he received from him
Slap 'n' Tickle's roommate is a lap bitch
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