1 definition by Freddy Mercury’s no.1 fan

A averagely sized male with the vision of stevie wonder and a haircut equivalent to a lesbian who is still questioning her sexuality.

He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.

Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy
this guy looks like the lesbian off the chase

Sigma Male: Must be a Theo Smyth
by Freddy Mercury’s no.1 fan August 3, 2022
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