Definitions by Fred the Wolf

That was a joke 

What one says after the awkward pause that follows his or her having said something incredibly stupid and usually unfunny. Can be substituted with "I was joking."

We oughta burn down the public library and build a giant casino because that would balance the budget. *Awkward pause.* That was a joke.

That was a joke by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

palm tree

A clever invention by polar bears to disguise their presence.

You see those palm trees over there? Don't be fooled! There's really polar bears around here. They don't fool me!

palm tree by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

Urban Dictionary 

A place where I write stupid things because I think I'm funny.

Have you seen his Urban Dictionary definition for "palm trees?" He thinks they were invented by polar bears. What an idiot!

Urban Dictionary by Fred the Wolf July 23, 2008

under review

A period that lasts between two weeks and infinity.

Your submission is under review by editors. Bookmark this page to see the results of the review.

under review by Fred the Wolf May 12, 2006

mart-shaped box 

A big-box store, such as Wal-Mart and Target. Often specializes in one-stop shopping. Partially responsible for urban sprawl and the downfall of shopping malls.

I do all my shopping at the mart-shaped box.

mart-shaped box by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Kansas City 

1. The most populous city in the state of Missouri.

2. The third most populous city in the state of Kansas.

3. Two separate cities have the name Kansas City.

I'm going to Kansas City.
Which one?

Kansas City by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005

Kansas 

The New Jersey to Missouri's New York.

I live in Kansas. What else can I say?

Kansas by Fred the Wolf September 5, 2005