1 definition by Fred Ghurkin

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.
Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.
by Fred Ghurkin July 24, 2017
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