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More commonly known as the "Safeway Dozen"

It has been scientifically proven that food tastes better when it comes in a Safeway Dozen, and, furthermore, it is suspected that the Safeway Dozen actually cures impotence.
14 = Safeway Dozen
Safeway Dozen * Safeway Dozen = Safeway Gross
by Fred Gherkin March 15, 2006
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