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coke

1.What kept Tony Montana standing in the last 10 minutes of "Scarface."

2.Warm, its the best rust remover on the planet. (Put a little Coke in a cup and put a nail or small piece of sandwich meat on top. In the morning, meat is gone, wipe off rust.)

3. More popular than you think. I mean cocaine.
I'd like the blue jeans,right? With my name, written on the back of chick's asses.
by FrankC March 17, 2004
mugGet the cokemug.

HBO

A self-loving narcisistic cable channel celebrating sex,crime and death.The HBO Original Series are mostly mocking men, unless they're gay, showing them to be complete buffoons and in need of a woman's understanding and discipline.(Sopranos,Curb Your Enthusiasm,Arliss). Of course it's TV, it's not a washing machine. Where you gonna go to watch it? A movie theatre?
Did you see Real Sex on HBO last night?
Yeah. Ugly fat chick with a feather sticking out of her ass. Gimme more of that. MMM. They show real people! Fuck!

HBO has a series with violence or gratuitous sex or homosexuality? Give that show an Emmy!

Sex and the City has a huge gay fan base.
Really? I don't know any huge gay people.
by FrankC March 8, 2004
mugGet the HBOmug.

antiwar protestor

Do you mean War Protester?
Or people who are against war protesters?
Could be Peace (Antiwar) Protester? A Peace Protester? What the fuck is that?
People against war who protest! OK I got it, now. A bleeding heart that would hand this country over to its enemies, if given the chance.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
mugGet the antiwar protestormug.

life

1.A gift that without all 3 of the following, leads to anger and frustrated definitions, (See previous entries.)

1.Something to do
2.Someone to love
3.Something to look forward to


I don't mean a Natural Born Killers kind of life, either, wiseass.


2.A cereal that leaves your mouth with an aftertatse of a wet book.

3. A magazine known for its outstanding photography of the world and its events.

4. A bored game that should be replaced with RichDadPoorDad's Cashflow 101.

5. Is what's waiting within everyone to unfold. Above all the anger and resentments and darkness. Now is all that matters. Let go of the bullshit and practice patience. Speak up.Be good.
Life sucks.
Try Fruit Loops. And watch "Family Guy".
by FrankC March 10, 2004
mugGet the lifemug.

Jahozafrat

Tweeked version of the great comedian W.C. Fields' exclamation, "Jumpin' Jejosephat" . Used in some of his movies. See 'The Dentist' 'The Bank Dick' and the one with Mae West.
Jumpin' Jahozafrat! Those titties are huge!
by FrankC March 11, 2004
mugGet the Jahozafratmug.

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