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1 definition by Francis Coughlin

 
1.
a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 19, 2006